Confessions of the Eternal

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  Hello. It’s me again. Hope you are doing great. This Ganesh Chathurdhi, I was really waiting for this to go on the internet and share with you. So it is basically two Ganeshas speaking during the Navratri. So here it goes. Also, the Ganeshas' are, Vignesh and Vinayak


Vignesh: hey! How’re you doing?

Vinayak: everything’s great. What about you?

Vignesh: man, the mandap organiser is such a stupid that he doesn’t even know                what kind of music these people like.
Vinayak: yes! I was exactly thinking about that. What kind of music does these p                .  People like this
Vignesh: some people are going beyond limits and playing some unusual songs,                  I  mean the“double meaning” songs.
Vinayak: back in our earlier days, people used to pray us with devotion. Now, we have become an enjoyment to them.
Vinayak: yes. The stupid songs they play in loud volume really hurts my ears a lot.

Vignesh: how is the food at your mandap? Mine is too good looking. But, due to the diabetes problem people have now a days, they use so called “sugarless sweets” yuck. Who eats them.

Vinayak: exactly the same thing happened to me last Tuesday. There was this old lady, she comes with a basket of fruits and sweets. The sweets are not sweet at all. Who eats that kind of food? I don’t like it.

Vignesh: yeah. Same kind of thing happened to me last year twice. Once, a lady cooked pasta for my breakfast. Who eats western food. This is an Indian festival. THIS IS AGAINST INDIAN CULTURE. Sorry, I sound like an Indian politician talking about Article 377.

Vinayak: the best time of the day is the puja time. Only at this time, the real devotees show up and pray to us.
Vignesh: both of our thoughts are so similar and we faced so many common situations. right?

Vinayak: yes. I can’t stop telling you about my experiences with the devotees. One day, I was listening to everyone’s prayers and a guy asked me that he wanted to go to Goa without telling to his parents. I’m against the concept of lying and he asked me to make it a successful sneak out.

Vignesh: really? I also got many wishes like this one.

Vinayak: and these people used to worship us in mud  idols but now, all the plaster of Paris chemicals.

Vignesh: they are the ones who used the plaster of Paris idols and now want to restore the environment by worshipping the mud idols again. Really? When you start the use of something, you need to consider the consequences of it as well.

Vinayak: such stupid people, they fight for the tallest statue of us Vignesh. So crazy they are, they must know that we exist even in the smallest sand particle. Right?

Vignesh: and for some people we are a commercial affair and they see us as a source of income. This is so self-centred of today's society.

Vignesh: anyways I love the way they treat me and give me send-off. Well, not everyone is like that. There are people who really take care of us really well.

Vinayak: I agree. Everyone is not the same.

Vignesh: oh! It’s morning already, our devotees will be ready to visit us. Catch you later. Bye!!!

Vinayak: I almost forgot the time talking to you. Bye!!!

  That’s all for now. I was working very hard for it. There were also many areas to be covered but I’ll o them in further blogs. Tell me in the comments below how you liked it. Follow me so that you never miss any further update about the blog. See you again!!!!!!